If Hussie was a character in super smash bros I think for his smash ball attack he would just yell UPDATE and the screen would be flooded with rabid Homestuck fans.
June 2013
music was a good idea thank u humans who made music a thing
“you’ll scare guys off with that feminist crap”
oh i’m sorry
you’re right
the kind of guy who has problems with me demanding that i be treated as his equal is totally the kind of guy i want to be in a relationship with
my mistake
do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to
One of the most annoying things about me is that I constantly need to be reassured that you haven’t started hating me for some reason
wait i just realized something
doesn’t this mean bro just hangs out in the apartment crawlspace jumping around
im re-reading homestuck and at dave’s arc
you can really see that
he and bro have such a good relationship
Play
0:19
my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games
in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
excuse me
Is this where I sign into the fandom?
HA, I see you have a ship!
I have one too!
They’re very non-canon and…
shi-
fuckiinasghjdklk
IM
I cant
#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE
All right, Tumblr. I admit it.
You win this round.
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
well that escalated quickly
if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die
so like
if you ever want to unfollow me
for literally any reason
you can do that
i want you to have a nice dash
i want you to have the freedom to create the space here that you want to have
if you don’t want to unfollow, but want something tagged, just send an ask
i have anon on for a reason
that’s all sweet honeychildren
